"Seize the day. Make your lives extraordinary"
~Dead Poets Society
"In all our searching, the only thing we found that makes the emptiness barable, is eachother."
~Contact
"I used to be able to read lips: "Hello, Mike, I hear you lost your penis." "Oh, yes. Yes, I did.
Have you seen it?" "Yes, I believe I saw it with the cocktail wieners." "Oh, thank you very much.
I better go look in the kitchen then." Or, words to that effect."
~Armed and Dangerous
"You couldn't be that stupid."
"Oh, I don't know. I think I could be."
~Armed and Dangerous
"If I had known it was going to be this kind of party I would've worn underwear."
~Armed and Dangerous
"You're a pimp?! You look like Gandhi!"
~Bachelor Party
"Go that way, really fast; if something gets in your way . . . turn."
~Better Off Dead ...
"Excuse me for being a virgin. I'm sorry."
~The Breakfast Club
"Dear Mr. Vernon: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in
detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did was wrong, but we think
you're crazy to make us write an essay, telling you who we think we are. What do
you care? You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms, in the most
convenient definitions. You see us as: a brain, an athlete, a basket case, princess,
and a criminal. Correct? That's the way we saw each other at 7 o'clock this morning.
We were brainwashed."
~The Breakfast Club
"This is my ninth sick day this semester. It's getting pretty tough coming up with new
illnesses. If I go for ten, I'm probably gonna have to barf up a lung. So, I better make
this one count."
~Ferris Bueller's Day Off
"How tall are you, private?"
"Sir, five foot, nine, sir!"
"Five foot, nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high."
~Full Metal Jacket
"An innocent girl, a harmless drive. What could possibly go wrong?"
~License to Drive
"Why are you all shiny?"
"It's Vaseline!"
"Oh ho! Ohhh! It's Vas . . . great . . . it's Vaseline!"
"You've never covered yourself with Vaseline?"
"No, no, not unless I have third degree burns, no."
~Striptease
"I'll be down immediately."
"Shall I have Snotty beam you down?"
"I don't know about that beaming stuff. Is it safe?"
"Oh, yes. Snotty beamed me twice last night. It was wonderful."
"Alright, I'll take a shot at it. What the Hell, it works on Star Trek."
~SpaceBalls
"I find libraries very erotic."
~Threesome
"We must remember there are many more important things, many more important
things . . . off hand, I can't think of what they are, but I'm sure there must be something."
~Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
"Is it raining? Is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a-blowing?
Not a speck of light is showing,
So the danger must be growing.
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
Yes, the danger must be growing,
For the rowers keep on rowing,
And they're certainly not showing,
Any signs that they are slowing!"
~Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
"Colours glow but your eyes are closed. I swear I still believe we'll it. In your eyes I see your soul."
~Flowers In Out Hair
"What about love?"
"Overrated. Biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate."
~The Devil's Advocate
"Note to self: Sex with blow-up doll not as good as advertised."
"Note to self: remember to get ass wart cream for giant wart on my ass."
"Note to self: learn to fight."
"Note to self, no matter how hard life gets, there is always beer!"
~Dirty Work
"Are those prostitutes? I mean, who are those girls?"
~Dirty work
